Woman One (To waitress): Excuse me, Miss, where are you from? My friend and I were just trying to figure out what accent you have.
Waitress: I am from Brazil.
Woman One (Whispering to Woman Two): I think she’s lying. That’s not a regular Spanish accent.
Woman Two: That’s because they speak Portuguese in Brazil.
Woman One: How do you know?
Woman Two: I had a Brazilian maid.
Woman One: I thought they only spoke Portuguese in Portugal.
Woman Two: Oh my God, no! They speak regular Spanish in Portugal, dummy. It’s like Spain there.